he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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