i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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