So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sext me about skeletons
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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