You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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