found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
