im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
tell me about the fingering
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