We're like a lot better than the average bears
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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