before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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