I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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