normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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