what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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