scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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