Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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