"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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