my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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