idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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