Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Your penis caused this!
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