Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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