Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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