I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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