My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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