STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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