god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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