So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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