after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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