Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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