btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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