Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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