You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
