Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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