if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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