Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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