My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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