I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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