just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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