I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
