I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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