No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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