I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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