no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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