I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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