Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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