well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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