Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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