it wasn't lemon gatorade
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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