just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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