$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
