I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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