i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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