i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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