Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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