Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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