This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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