She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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