I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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